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(via sunshineanderson)
(via imgTumble)I don’t know why, but this picture scares me. It’s such a beautiful, peaceful, calm, serene scene, yet she looks like she’s facing life head on. Have you ever had those moments? When you just look at the world and you’re like, “This is what it’s come to.” and for her, it seems like it’s come to drowning herself. Now I pray that’s not true and maybe it’s just how I see the picture but there’s just something about it. The way she moves her left hand, like she’s nervous or scared and how the sky is totally calm and all that stands before her and the ocean, is 10 feet of sand. But I could be totally wrong, perception is everything.
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Madi
—Somebody That I Used Tahno
Based on ConversationParade’s fanart (which is also used here for the cover because she was kind enough to let me use it). I present to you “Somebody That I Used Tahno.” My talented friend Grace wrote the rest of the lyrics. This song was really odd to sing. Lots of changes in the melody that I didn’t realize until working with it like this.
Anyways, hope you like it and also for Korra Nation, Grace is planning on doing a giveaway for the new top prize of a unique sketch from Joaquim Dos Santos.
If she wins that prize she’ll do a raffle for people who live outside of the United States so that they can have a chance to win a prize too.
You can click her Korra Nation link right here.
And if you want to download this song you can do so here.
Somebody That I Used Tahno
[Korra]
Now and then I think of when we were just angry
Like when you said you would give me private lessons
Told myself that you were too cocky
But felt so turned on in your company
But that was then and it’s an ache I still remember
You can get addicted to a certain kind of tension
Like wanting things to happen, but then again no
So when we found that we could have eye sex
Well you said that you would kick my ass
But I’ll admit that I wanted a fair fight
But you didn’t have to rip us off
Play us like the thing’s a joke and that it was nothing
And I don’t even want that loss
But you treat me like I’m nothing and it feels so rough
But you didn’t have to stoop so low
Pay the refs off and then cheat your way to the championship
I guess that your bending’s gone so
Now you’re just somebody that I used Tahno
Now you’re just somebody that I used Tahno
Now you’re just somebody that I used Tahno
[Tahno]
Now and then I think of all the times, I play it over
All of me believing it was always something that you’d done
And I enjoy living this way
Ignoring every word you say
You said that you would win ‘gainst me
And I wouldn’t catch you winning
Something that belongs to Tah-h-no
[Korra]
But you didn’t have to rip us off
Play us like the thing’s a joke and that it was nothing
And I don’t even want that loss
But you treat me like I’m nothing and it feels so rough
But you didn’t have to stoop so low
Pay the refs off and then cheat your way to the championship
I guess that your bending’s gone so
Now you’re just somebody that I used Tahno
Now you’re just somebody that I used Tahno
Now you’re just somebody that I used Tahno
(via untimelymiscalculations)
PETER
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
PETER I’M DYING
I HAVE CONFUSED FEELINGS ABOUT THIS PETER
WHAT IS AIR!?
Blame Becca… she got me into it haha
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Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.
Let’s all take a moment and appreciate the people of tumblr.
no matter what blog you have, i think everyone will reblog this just because it is that fucking great…
*Dying because all of this*
I WANT SOME OF THAT SHIT
FOR FUCKING REAL
WHY ISN’T THIS ON MARKET SHELVES YET, HUH?!
(Source: adventuresofbetahugh, via sunshineanderson)
- Mum: so what are you going to do while we're gone?
- Me: the usual, call up the hoes, slut it up.
- Mum: WHAT?
- Me: relax, i'll probably have a few drinks and finish my assignment.
